Poker Face singer shows a desire for 3 of a kind

Poker Face singer shows a…

Lady Gaga has her eyes on the Jonas Brothers - but not for a musical collaboration! The eccentric Poker Face singer is a fan of the trio, and she reveals she would like to bed the clean-cut pop-rockers.

"I love The Jonas Brothers, they're very talented," a tabloid newspaper has quoted her saying today, "I met them once. I'd like to have a foursome with them." Yet another bombshell from the Queen of shock, but at CelebPoker we are more interested to know how much does Lady Gaga really know about poker itself? Well, the clues are in the lyrics…

Mum mum mum mah

Meaning: This is probably a way to establish a tough image and get respect from the other players at the table.

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays

Meaning: Lady Gaga's favorite game is obviously Texas Hold'em

Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)

Meaning: It's hard to put Lady Gaga on a hand here, but our guess is that she has a monster and is trying to trap her opponents

Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start

Meaning: Luck and intuition are important parts of poker, but it's first and foremost a game of skill

And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Meaning: Once again, Lady Gaga is setting a trap for her opponent.

Oh, oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Meaning: Flashing a little skin is a classic way for female poker players to distract their male opponents.

So far so good, but you should never ever show other players what you've got. No he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)

Meaning: Lady Gaga continues to work on her tough image, and is correct in doing so. Poker isn't about love or friendship, it's about making money.

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be

Meaning: This almost sounds like collusion!

And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Meaning: Lady Gaga clearly wants some action

Just like a chick in the casino. Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this. Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Meaning: It's time for showdown and Lady Gaga is basically telling her opponents to fold before it's too late. She seems absolutely convinced that she has the best hand. Or is it a bluff?

Conclusion: Lady Gaga obviously plays a wild and aggressive game whilst lacking some basic poker knowledge. She is likely to be a maniac at the table - scoring big wins now and then but, ultimately, losing a lot in the long run. We’ll be watching out for an appearance at the tables on CelebPoker.com

Publish Date : 05/06/2009

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